Welcome back to Etv!!!
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Tonight's Feature:
BREAKING BLONDE ?!?
Wowser! working around this beer all day has got me dizzy!
must be something in the water :o
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i know someone who can help :)
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...so tell me Al ... how bad is it?
"I've got to give it to you straight: you've got one, maybe two episodes before your roots start showing."
but i can't go blonde! people take me seriously this way; they think i'm smart... they respect me!!! right???
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i saw a guy that was blonde, i had to go talk to him...
i knew i'd seen this guy before... he was my ALT!!!
...look you've got to help me, i'm going blonde..
teach me everything you know
WOW! blondes really *do* have more fun!!!
ok ... so remember those lindens i gave you awhile that one time?
i'm gonna need those back :o
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"So the first thing you need to learn is how to pick up quality guys!"
i'm sure i can trust your judgement on that :o
i think the next thing i need is to figure how to get rid of them :/
"Whatever you say Ms. Ever!"
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hmpffttt
I THOUGHT I SAID TO GET RID OF THEM?!!!??!
":O"
from now on we do things MY way around here!!!
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~fin~